WANTED . Old TOWN programmes.

I've got Udderzfailed v Tiverton Town friendly 1951/2 season. It's a bit dog eared and has a smell of linseed oil but you can have it for a couple of quid.

I'd exchange for a Leeds United sock tag worn by Paul Madeley.

Dunno why you support Uddersfeeled anyway. They are rubbish.

Mr JK BOOTS .
I am pleased to inform you that I have a 'Record unbeaten run' DVD that I will gladly donate to your collection free of charge

If only you would make contact ,
I would drop it off at number 4, But if 'Emily' answers the door in that cardigan....
I'll have an embarrassing woody for sure

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Ay, darn....that Chumpers nob-ed has done another article.

What a clown he is.

eh ! Thaz right Champers...
he's a right blockhead ,

Mr BOOTS.
Not wanting to sound factious, & by all means....tell me to '4 Cough' if you feel offended....
I can pass onto you at no charge - such is the condition of this piece - a 1969/70 promotion pint pot !
with an overlay of all our hero's from that time which has now sadly passed.

A collectors piece 4 shore .

I have a copy of James berrets finest passes.

I'll even provide one of my mopping up socks too.

BOOTSIE !

Many Jacko returns here.
I have an old road atlas from the 60's that we used to use to go to all the away games with, The route taken marked in red, with a little 'tick' at various points of interest along the way...& a mention of the favoured brew that day,
Bit foisty, as my mother used it to catch her toe nails in later years....but they should all be towards the front pages, as we never ventured darn south much back then.

Your's if you want it.

Bootsie.

I noticed you've put the urine vial from Craig Whittington's drug test on eBay.

I'm currently banned for fake listing a blouse I said was worn by Patricia Routledge and subsequently soiled by a egg mayonnaise sandwich. As such I am unable to place a bid

To cut a stupid story short, I'd like to make you an offer. I know if I make it public that Jacko fella will go all out to gazump me. He did the same on the 'Duty Free' DVD box set I bid for, despite knowing how much I admire the work of Mexborough's own Keith Barron.

Drop me an email please at champersluvscock79@yahoo.com

TOWN Cryer.

I have a pair of sweaty knickers worn by Frankie Workington in his hay day !!! complete with soiled skider,
to the highest bidder. Time remaining 1d 19h