Ozil at Shenley! - No wind up

by Captain Subjectivity (U12048)

1 September 2013

Hi Guys, I'm not even an Arsenal fan, and no one is going to believe me about this but those who know me know I'm not a WUM or anything. My best girl mate works in the gym at Shenley and she has called me directly to say Ozil has arrived at Shenley . This has been confirmed by another one of my mates who saw him drive in. I honestly wouldnt write this if I thought it was rubbish, I know how these rumours work but she isnt the type of girl to phone me up and lie to me.

She said "That Ozil is in the gym at Shenley"
"You sure?
"Yeah, the German one who looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings"

Honestly, this could be it.

comment by Captain Subjectivity (U12048)

posted on 1/9/13

Just got a text back. She said he's in some office at the moment, there are couple of guys in suits with the RM logo talking outside the door. She's also being kept late to help with the medical.

comment by Captain Subjectivity (U12048)

posted on 1/9/13

Bloodred, please stop wumming!!

comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)

posted on 1/9/13

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comment by Girøulski Alt-0216 forever (U14971)

posted on 1/9/13

I want to believe you. Stop doing this to me

comment by Sir Digby (U6039)

posted on 1/9/13

madrids game was at 11 it doesn't take tht long from spain