My computer crashed last Sunday and it's only that I am back online. What have I missed (I'm not trawling back through all the entries!!)?
What was the general consensus on here about our transfer window activity or perceived lack of activity?
I'll assume Messrs Woodward and Moyes came in for some considerable criticism on here!!
Thanks as always
What did i miss?
posted on 7/9/13
England beat Moldova 4-0 and are now fans favorite to win the World cup.
Other than that Mr Woodward enrolled on a negotiation course. Not sure why.
posted on 7/9/13
Had a great window, we kept Rooney and a signed a too quality goalscoring midfielder. Exactly what we all wanted.
All hail Woodward
posted on 7/9/13
United summer tour of Syria has now been cancelled.
posted on 7/9/13
We've bought Ronaldo and then decided to loan him back to Madrid until we feel he's ready and good enough to play for us.
Woodward has received a knighthood for his excellent service during the transfer window.
posted on 7/9/13
Coming fourth is the new first.
posted on 7/9/13
We threw a parade for Ed Woodward. Some fans even tatoo'd his name on their ar'se cheeks. I only got his face tatoo'd on my back, as I'm plastic.
posted on 7/9/13
After transfer window all united fans are absolutely ecstatic and booked season tickets 10 years in advance after such outlay on fantastic signings. United business model is the envy of the world bar none.
posted on 7/9/13
3 United agents broke into Buckingham palace to seal a late deal.
posted on 8/9/13
3 United agents broke into Buckingham palace to seal a late deal.
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Apparently there was a confusion over United's next fixture - "Being at home against Palace".
posted on 8/9/13
^^ yep thats pretty much it!