They were NEVER going to beat TOWN

Darn...you gotta stop reading the back of them cereal packs mate....


What is it anyway, Roo-cicles; Crock-Flakes, ....

Bloke on a bike stopped beside me yesterday..'Scuse me mate, can you tell me how to get to Holme ?'

Where you from I said, quizzing his accent...

I come from London , mate, he uttered.

Right, I said, Go down this road and follow the signs for M1 South..

I'm not dead yet! there's a one day series to win yet! Got a suntan from Headingley the other day! . Darn, , your a crazy man.

Wetherby, I'm coming back home today to see 8 week old charlie! (mothers new dog)

I thought I had hardly any kip last, she had less

Can't say I'm sorry, our dad didn't want the thing, but as we know he doesn't get a say.

We all know Jacko's had trouble with that bonnet catch on his car ! Had the whole front end off trying to fix it

When he'd done, He thought bug argh this, I deserve a
Off he goes, and without realizing it, Had the jump leads round his neck....
He gets to the bar, & order's his favorite

The bar man looks at him....
"Look Jacko. You can stay....
But Don't start anything"

The Guy at no 10 Downing st ! That caMoron fella, him ..
He'd sent a team of SAS out to Syria to bump off Assad !
But in typical bungling fashion, nobody knew for sure whether the mission had been a success or not ?

Thinking the whole fiasco was an hilarious farce, Assad himself decided to send a message to the Moron to let him know he was still alive
it read.............370HSSV - 0773H

Typically. The Moron was baffled ? he handed the message to Duncan Smith..even his arrogance couldn't help him with this one, he had no Idea what the message said.
The Moron gave it to William Hague, obviously. he hadn't a clue..
MI5..nah,
James Bond...you're joking
It ended up with the cleaner at no10!!!!
She read it & was smiling

The Moron asked "You know what it say's"
She handed it back to him....









You've been reading it upside Darn