As a drunken chef from Norfolk once mumbled into a mike in scenes reminiscent of the worst karaoke night ever
"Where are you? Let's be avin' you!"
There's been no emotional poetry, no calls to arms, no bravado spouted, no epic tales of lucky pants and superstitious tendencies; is it actually derby day this weekend at all?!!
These boards are usually filled with memories of derbies gone before, experience and recollections, the crushing effects of defeat and the joyous times of sweet, sweet victory; there's nothing, nada, zilch!
Are both sides so concerned by their form that they're afraid to poke their heads above the 606 parapet? I'm fairly certain one side or another is going to be all-pervading next week, but where are you now?
Me...? I'll be listening in whilst painting the nursery. With baby only weeks away now, I've no time to go watch the match and then drink myself into oblivion whatever the result. As much as I want us to win I don't think we will this time but I'll still be here next week, but will I be surrounded by fair-weather Forest 606ers or just the usual Rams?
Quiet; A Little TOO Quiet!
posted on 27/9/13
Says you telling me I haven't got a father
posted on 27/9/13
Er....not so......ba5tard refers to a child born out of 'wedlock' .
EVERYONE has a father.
Not the brightest are we...
posted on 27/9/13
Ah but ..... I'm going to have to question my mother now
posted on 27/9/13
Listen, Webbo, if I post a match thread, should I put it on both boards?
posted on 27/9/13
It's gonna happen to ya Teg, and from the sounds of it not too distant future
posted on 27/9/13
comment by Viewfroma14YearOld (U1581)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Blimey lads, your pedantic fumblings are embarrassing - with a touch of racism thrown in....
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So if your boyfriend won Mr UK that's racist is it?
posted on 27/9/13
Insult away Teg, Irish barsteward,Irish t wat, Irish Thick, no surrender to the...., but don't expect people to stand shoulder to shoulder in you're quest with bias like that.
posted on 28/9/13
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85ProM3zHTk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D85ProM3zHTk here we come
posted on 28/9/13
Looks like Leicester don't want to be outdone this weekend. They are telling us they've been put in the Prem with Exeter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/leicester-city
posted on 28/9/13
What do you think of our new away kit, Webbo?