The Empire is in disarray, Gollum is convinced that they need to sign the very best 12 players in the world ever to overcome the handicap that he is, whilst quietly and not so gingerly Brendan plans next years foray into project "6 times".
Fuelled by stella, I believe! By jove I believe with all my being - it's like I'm the absolute conduit for the force itself to make this happen. And yet. Something, somewhere, intangible nags like an old fishwife...
José Enrique Sánchez. Lurking on the left. Waiting to "play" that long ball up front, seething as though he was born to play that 5% ball that doesn't even come off 5% of the time.
Don't get me wrong, I support him (during a game), I even admire him and yet I am utterly discombobulated by his presence and fraudulent representation of a footballer.
I do hope Brenny plays Victor! left wing back on Saturday - against that lot I'd go for the throat (probably naively) and stick young Raheem on the right with Lucas missing and I think that we could bury those cockerney fellas under an avalanche of goals.
Mig
Kolo Agger Sakho
Sterling SG Jordan Victor
Alberto
Luis DS
Yeah, I know but hey - if you don't have a dream then how you gonna have a dream come true?
2013 - a new hope
posted on 4/10/13
5 for discombobulate but -1 for "Something, somewhere, intangible" rather than "Somewhere, something intangible".
Oh and your line up's shít so minus 1 for that.
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posted on 4/10/13
Why have you used some Christian names and some surnames? Just curious....
posted on 4/10/13
fûckîn boooooooooooooooooooooo!
posted on 4/10/13
Bizarticle
posted on 4/10/13
Can I have some of that the OP is on please?
posted on 4/10/13
The post is flawed. Not once is the name Cissokho, or Aly Cissokho, if you want both names, mentioned in the line up.
JimmyTheRed
posted on 4/10/13
Archer.
The show that is. Not you. =[
posted on 4/10/13
Moses and Sterling as Wing Backs? May as well have Suarez in goal and Carra up front.
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Ah.....,a bit of ‘sarcasm’, eh?
Let me guess...it’s ‘banter’ when you do it (and not for the first time, I see), ‘sarcasm’ when you’re on the receiving end?
I guess we can assume you’re a ‘condescending jerk’, then....
Pretending to be offended by ‘sarcasm’, when what you really wanted was to ignore any counter-arguments, and be left alone, unchallenged, to talk horsesh.it.
“Debate like everyone else”... my ^rse (as exemplified by name-calling, of course).
My inital response was to let it go and promise to avoid your posts, because I can’t be ^rsed with feuds, especially not with a Liverpool fan, as for me that doesn’t form part of the club’s fan-culture that you seem a bit alien to.
I’ve never had a feud, in fact, in years of posting (on and off), but now that I’ve just noticed you’re a bit of a pompous fvckwit, you can have some of it back.
posted on 4/10/13
Four stars for the entertaining article and minus one for the lineup.
posted on 5/10/13
Why don't you tell him what you really think Kemlyn.