With the derby a month away has anybody got any funny stories regarding the interaction between the clubs fans. I will start you off with my favorite.
Many moons ago when I was about 12 my old man got tickets for the FA cup semi final replay at Maine Road. We were in the main stand and the crowd was a mix of red and blue. Sat next to me was an Everton fan in her thirties with a big pair of knockers. Something happened in the game and the whole crowd went up resulting in a Liverpool fan behind her spilling his chewing gum straight down her cleavage. Without hesitation he said "Don't worry love i'll get that" and proceeded to retrieve his gum and popped it back in his gob. All around including the woman carried on watching the game without batting an eyelid.
Funny blue/red fan stories
posted on 23/10/13
I never missed the Gosling goal......my brother did as he is a red and couldn't get a ticket.....
He had no idea what was going on.
posted on 23/10/13
A couple of my mates (red and blue) took their young kids up to Goodison. The driver, a blue pulled over and explained to a copper that he was there for the football and asked for parking directions. Much to the amusement of the reds in the car the copper said " You wont see any football there mate"
posted on 23/10/13
comment by Dai Dracula's Cross (U17884)
posted 24 minutes ago
A couple of my mates (red and blue) took their young kids up to Goodison. The driver, a blue pulled over and explained to a copper that he was there for the football and asked for parking directions. Much to the amusement of the reds in the car the copper said " You wont see any football there mate"
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Thats up with the old 'my alsatian will watch the car/keep it safe.....can it put out fires' line/joke
posted on 23/10/13
I jest you not, both mates confirmed it. Even the blue saw the funny side.
posted on 23/10/13
You must think I was born yesterday!
posted on 23/10/13
Honestly, I'm sure there are jokes something similar but this is actually true.
posted on 23/10/13
<shakeshead>