Wolves sign Derby's Michael Jacobs

It has a ring neck

Then it must be a Diadophis punctatus.

Completely harmless.

I thought it was Talibanus Shiftyus

Here's one in Wolfie's yard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jp1nrwiiuk

That's the fella, this is turning into an international incident here, umpteen phone calls and bosses of all kinds involved but the biscuit was taken when..........the mother informed us that 1 man cannot be alone with her daughter as she is a KU calender girl

On my mothers life I am not making that up.

http://www.womenofuniversitycalendars.com/2013_KU_October/

February is her

Chat to her a bit but didn't realise she was a calender girl, loads of girls even in this complex far better to be honest.

Ahhhh just had a proper look through that calender unc, the cover girl cassie also lives at one of my sites, not spoke to her as much but she is damn fine, i had no idea either of them were in this field.

PS. I FÚCKING LOVE MY JOB

Though of course its a lot less fun now summers over and the pools are closed