Since there's no football action yet lets share this..
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems, that he's making enough money for the family but doesn't have enough time to spend with them. Finally, the other man said: You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather! And you think you have family problems!!!!!!!!.
Family problem! (Joke of the day)
posted on 22/11/13
Lifted from a Willie Nelson song
posted on 22/11/13
Was it a bus stop in Norwich???
posted on 22/11/13
I was led to believe this was a joke, there is no punch line. I want my money back.
posted on 22/11/13
so in reality the blokes dad is a dirty perv who married a girl.......
posted on 22/11/13
Lifted from a Willie Nelson song
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posted on 22/11/13
They will all be appearing on the The Jeremy Kyle Show next week to sort this mess out....................
posted on 22/11/13
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comment by Corporal_Fabrice (U8012)
posted 3 hours, 15 minutes ago
I was led to believe this was a joke, there is no punch line. I want my money back.
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Luckily I got about half way along line 5 & lost the will to live, & left it
posted on 22/11/13
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posted on 22/11/13
http://youtu.be/W7x1ETPkZsk
Link for the song (not Willie Nelson)