Restaurant booking

Think he'll go for the:
FRESH FIGS FRIED WTH MUSTARD SEED AND BALSAMIC VINEGAR
SOFT EWES MILK CHEESE WITH WALNUTS AND SAGE
POTATO CRISP AND LEEK AND JUNIPER CREAM?

"Lime and chilli celeriac remoulade"

What kind of wan ker's menu is that?

Celery remoulds? I got some of them for my Montego off a guy in Darnall, they lasted about 10 minutes!

Montego you say hmmm....?

Nice motor, very conspicuous in Darnall is it a magnet for petty car thieves and vandals (jealous types), bet the insurance is through the roof....

Are you an EXECUTIVE Mike?

If lime and chili is for vvankers then I'm an onanist. Its 2013 I thought everyone did lime and chili; its 'a la mode' Izzy.

But it may not feature on South Yorkshire Masterchef I'll grant you.

Stick to Yorkshire salad <pie>

Never executed anybody, why do you ask?

which should have read:

Stick to Yorkshire salad:

It was the Montego that betrays your middle-class aspirations Mike!

think I'd be getting remoulds off some fella in Darnall if I had aspirations?

TBF this was a few years back.

Whatever the amateur dramatics society is posting on Owlstalk ignore it. NW is nailed on. Think he's approaching evens at bookies and suspect a few of them will suspend wagers by this evening.

Most blunts I've spoken to think we'd be mad not to get himn in, and they don't harbour any ill-woill towards him. They know he's a gobby so and so, thats why they liked him. You can't kill a man for being a supporter of a club, its his right as a footballing man. It is a shame that he is a pig, but he'll always be a pig, so we need to accept that and focus on his professionalism.

I have mates that are blunts (I'm suyre I'm not alone), I think they are tvvats for supporting the little brother club but it is their choice ultimately.

David Hirst is a dingle but he's a SWFC Legend and I for one am glad he signed for us back in the day.