Big Bang Theory...

Worst show on television

Sheldon <insert computer/science phrase> (audience laugh)

Or...

Penny: Hey, Sheldon!
(the audience chuckles)

Sheldon: Oh, hello, Penny!
(the audience begins getting excited, laughing without even knowing they are laughing or what they are laughing at)

Penny: What are you doing?
(nervous giggles are heard from all around the room)

Sheldon: Playing on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator
(6 people die instantly. A shockwave with the force of 10 Hiroshima bombings erupts from the studio, causing billions of dollars worth of damage. The surviving audience members begin urinating and vomiting on each other, all while laughing uncontrollably from the funniest joke ever told)

Everytime

It's facking awful!

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