Wolves attempt to ruin ex-pat’s day...

Many seek fulfilment in pastures greener only to discover that the surfeit of greenness stems from an excess of bull shít.

Could of told me that before I left.

morning gents

Has Tara been away?

Morning Tino, you ok?

Mornin' Tino. Tara? Who she?

Mornin’ Dances you must be gutted at missing out on the deadpool, if he’d held on for 24hours longer you’d have been onto a winner

I thought I'd won

I’ve backed away as I have no idea what LRF is doing with the rules about credits and betting as much or as little as you like each week but when I first suggested it the deadline (no pun intended) for entries was today so anyone who was already dead by the deadline would be ruled out.

Lasts 95 years and still dies too early for some

Always said he was dodgy