All hail!!!
All hail!!!
Derby county are the greatest, most incredibly fantastic team in the history of football.... We mere mortals who are stupid enough to follow any other football club, should bow low & shake in their superior presence!!!
All the ills that were at their club, are now gone.
All that was wrong with their club is now right.
They are invinceable!!!!
The premiership needs a new Manchester United after their apparent fall from grace..... And well.... Derby county are just the team to fill that void!
Or..... Could it be that they have had an upturn in form under the stewardship of a new manager? Naaahhhhh...... That's never happened before.....??
Seriously... The levels of self adulation and back slapping going on amongst our woolly neighbours is stomache churningly ridiculous!
So with that in mind.......
I'm going behind enemy lines this week for a Christmas party at pride/ipro/whatever stadium! I need some inspiration regarding what I should take & where I should leave it! I've got a few forest badges that are to be positioned about the place..... But I need bigger & better ideas than that!!!
Nothing too horrible..... It is Christmas after all
Hex!
posted on 19/12/13
It's not spelt like that SHH, but sounds like it.
posted on 19/12/13
"The wit of 666 and Vidal"
Come on, don't leave us in suspense! Finish the sentence!
Passeth all understanding?
Is a thing of beauty and a joy forever?
Is as funny as a kick in the knackers?
posted on 19/12/13
The wit of 666 and Vidal,
Is like a septic river, only tidal,
It washes to the shore,
Festooned with schite galore,
The wit of 666 and Vidal.
posted on 19/12/13
There once was a poster named Strettea,
He was a c u nt.
posted on 19/12/13
"Vidal" and "tidal" don't rhyme. Could have used "Beadle", "wheedle", "Reid'll", etc.
666's is better.
posted on 19/12/13
Nottingham's functioning illiterates: someone should start a thread about them
posted on 19/12/13
A Forest supporter called Strett
kept a rock in his room as a pet.
When asked was he thick
for befriending a brick
He replied "shhh, you'll wake Juliette"
posted on 20/12/13
There was a old Sheep called OOE
Who's brain was a little bit screwy
He loved to embark on a trip to Pride Park
His hands covered in something gooey...
posted on 20/12/13
Which one were you LeftPost?
http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/VIDEO-Derby-County-players-join-Veolia-Christmas/story-20348632-detail/story.html
posted on 20/12/13
Iwas I think the lad sucking is thumb