I have received some terrible news today. In the three months that I have been away at university, my own sister seems to have switched her allegiance.
Over the Bucks Fizz pouring this morning, she let slip that this season she has attended not just one, but SEVERAL Nottingham Forest games. This is due to the travesty that is her boyfriend, a Red Dog season ticket holder. (She had previously been a Derby season ticket holder a couple of years ago).
She then went on to say "Well Forest have a better squad than Derby"
At this point, I realised with a surge of relief that she has absolutely no idea what she is talking about, and has been brainwashed by Billy's propaganda and by the mindless twoddle of a Red Dog other-half.
I shall derive a great deal of pleasure from attending the Chelsea FA cup tie and rubbing her face in yet another stupendous Super Rams win.
Merry Christmas to me indeed.
P.S I notice the official calendar for 2014 features Stevie Mac - could have been awkward, pretty sure they usually start selling them around September of the year before.
I believe I have discovered the true motivation behind the poor treatment of Clough - the calendars needed to go to print and thus he was sacked in a hurried panic.
Merry Christmas fellow Rams!
Merry Christmas indeed...
posted on 25/12/13
Perhaps we should set one of Hebs highly trained assassin-auks on him? I understand they can sniff out a red dog from over 200miles...
posted on 25/12/13
Spart are you in Broadmoor by any chance?
Btw was it biitch or a you fell in love with?
posted on 25/12/13
cheers for the text this morning igor...
posted on 25/12/13
Back at ya bro, enjoy the couple of aways coming up, be happy with 4 out of 6, give a holler for me mate
posted on 25/12/13
Save your revenge for the kids.
posted on 25/12/13
We're linked I see with Chelsea's and ex- Patrick Bamford till the end of the season and trying to tie up a deal to keep Keane for the same period.
posted on 25/12/13
Igor, the responsibilities have obviously never fallen heavily upon your shoulders. Sometimes drastic measures are required for the greater good. Had Churchill not decided to sink the fleet of its former ally at Mers el Kebir we might today be all speaking German. Thus the loss of this deluded lad's gonads are a small price to pay for saving this young lady from the clutches of the Garibaldi clad infidels.
posted on 25/12/13
Well when put it like that Skin the dirty I say .
posted on 25/12/13
Thank you for all the support at this difficult time
My favourite suggestion so far was the one about getting a photo of him kissing a slapper... Never trust a red dog
posted on 25/12/13
not short of slappers in notts