Wilsheres School of Wumming

Welcome to Wilshere's School of Wumming!

Here you will learn the skills of Wumming and all how to overcome the troubles that come with it.

Lesson One

Choosing a memorable username that people will remember. This has to be simple yet also unique at the same time. You want people to remember who you are.

Lesson Two

Choosing your supported team is key, it needs to be an active team board on this site with active league rivals. Good choices are united, Liverpool, Chelsea, spurs and arsenal.

Lesson Three

You need to add some of your real opinions to your extreme opinions to make the wum believable. If people find you out straight away you may as well give up now.

Lesson Four

Pick your enemies wisely. Don't go for the too popular posters but don't go for the other wums. You need to be your own wum. You need to have a good rivalry with another member too fully bring out your Wumming skills

Lesson Five

Also pick your friends wisely. If you are friends with the most hated people then you'll be accused of being a copy cat wum. If you are friendly with the most popular members then you are not really a wum.

Lesson Six

Use real life issues and stories to wum the site. You need your wums to be believable so you can't go making things up. However you need to make it sound OTT for people to get wound up.

Lesson Seven

Be aggressive in your approach when commenting. You need to bring out the anger from other members to fully wum the site.

Lesson Eight

Use replies from other articles and exploit them in other wums. Quotes make the article more interesting. People can then laugh at members as well as the teams. This will bring reaction from many members.

Lesson Nine

There may come a time when you get banned for your articles. This part of the course is called grovelling. You need to grovel to the admins with as much BS as possible so they feel sorry for you and let you back on. A good tip would be to leave it a couple of days for them to calm down. When you are back make the other members fully aware of your renewed presence.

Lesson Ten

The final lesson. The grovelling to the admins may not work. If you are not patient enough to wait for the admins to back down and let you back on then you can create a multi account. This is where you create a new account with a new email. However when you come on to the site you must make it obvious that you are the original member who got banned. Many members such as LRF have tried this. Please note this can cause an even longer ban, possibly a permanent one. If you don't want to risk this please do what lesson nine says and wait until the admins are willing to let you back on.

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Well there you go. You now have all the skills to become a fully fledged wum. Please be careful not to cause too much trouble but enough to be a nuisance. Enjoy your wums and hopefully you can teach others your skills.

If you have any questions don't be afraid to ask.