FILTHY BUSINESS

by Ol DB (U19094)

14 January 2014

So let's say Luis Suarez is becoming a bit of a pest. He's scoring goals for fun and he might take his team into a top four spot.

Do you :

A. Punch him really hard putting him out for the season knowing that at the most you will get a red card (3 match ban).

B. Kick him really hard on the knee putting him out for the rest of the season knowing at the most you will get a yellow card (Mbia on Nasri style).

C. Just let him carry on and put your team out of Europe next season.

P.S For argument's sake please feel free to replace Suarez with Hazard, Aguero or Ozil.

ODB

comment by XhakaLacaBoomeyang (U12551)

posted on 14/1/14

With suarez leave hi and wait for him to inevitably something stupid and get a lenghty ban

comment by {honestlivpool~six~times} 1️⃣9️⃣ 👽 🐎 #worldpeace (U1661)

posted on 14/1/14

If we keep winning Suarez will be happy and likely wont do something stupid.

comment by Falcao's Fortress of Fear (U9083)

posted on 14/1/14

I thought this the other day, Vidic should give us a final hoorah and put him out for the season

I joke, I never like to see a player injured, although it wouldn't be a bad thing for us.

comment by ● (U4443)

posted on 14/1/14

You'd get more than 3 games ban for punching someone hard enough to end their season

You'd go to jaaaaaail

comment by Falcao's Fortress of Fear (U9083)

posted on 14/1/14

comment by Maestro. (U8867)

posted on 14/1/14

Not if you thought he was going to punch you first.

comment by Mon Dieu - Suarez is football cancer. (U16840)

posted on 14/1/14

"Not if you thought he was going to punch you first."

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I'm fairly certain Gerrard is the exception that proves the rule.

comment by King Of Britain ^^^^^^^^^ (God damn the queen!) (U18007)