Spotted Outside the Reebok. ........

1:17 pm
In the bandstand where the Sally Army play away in a manger-
The Houghton Weavers performing Chicory Tip greatest hits, hoping for a booking for next month's end of season shin-dig.

13:30pm
Angry scenes as irate Chicory Tip fan windmills through the Houghton Weavers after taking a dislike to their version of son of my father. (without googling either kids).

14:00pm
The club's tea delivery has arrived. A paltry 1 carton of tea bags and a box of own brand digestives shows just how far we've fallen.

15:08 pm
Zvetlzana the assistant tea lady spotted consoling the distraught Houghton Weavers by offering them ready dunked digestives, as they drip over their Chicory Tip suits. The lads spirits are lifted and they break into Where's you're mama gone.

16:31 pm
What the......
God knows what was in those own brand digestives, can't get the Weavers off stage, now they're upsetting people with their recently penned number " Nail varnishthinners and sea shantys for beginners".

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19:01 pm
In an almost convincing display of "we're in this austerity thing together" our beleaguered chairman emerges from the bowels of the stadium.
"Are those water cannon running off our meter"?
Gartside , sporting his new id badge, which he himself designed to save the pennies, it previously read 'Phil Gartside Bolton Wanderers'. Now this is abbreviated on a smaller badge to ' Philanderer'.
He thought it went down well at the last chairmanning do, lots of approval from fellow chair people.

If Tyrone Mears' deal falls through it is because he is a leech.

A blonde Gary Megson has just left Toni & Guy and has just arrived in a taxi at the Reebok....

Reports in Spain include, N'gog to Calpe FC, Mears to Altea FC and Bogdan to Benidorm.

The report says that all three are looking for a bit of winter sun. They will probably be here for around two weeks as the clubs involved don't expect them to turn up for training. The beach and Sticky Vickie's night club seem to be the main attraction. Football issues seem to be a secondary consideration.

Club shop staff leak the name of a massive signing.

Staff on overtime printing the name of our new super duper signing.
There will be queues around the block they say for shirts with A Trialist emblazoned across the back.
Wear your shirt with pride lads Phil busted a gut to get him in on super saver single ticket from his grans in Lytham. The lad can hit a ball with amazing accuracy every time according to his mates at Blackpool Pitch N Putt table soccer FC