David Carney

Wiki also says Rob earnshaw has an enormous willy. I've heard it's quite small. Don't believe everything you read. Or anything you read on wiki.

He trained with the squad last week, will he sign? Obviously depends on a number of things, including does McClaren want him, does he have any other offers etc.

I think it would be a great addition, he is experienced but not past it, and frankly I think we're missing someone like Cohen with his great engine in the centre of midfield. Boateng, Greening and Reid as a central 3 just doesn't work for me, not enough energy in there.

I could change that to say he plays for Barcelona.

Probably just a fan getting a bit excited. Not to say it won't happen though.

He does play for Barcelona , look

I better change it back otherwise his price may go up.