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David Moyes Our Ex Manager

SAF : Over to you son.

DM : To be fair I need some players.

SAF : You'll have everything you need, this is Manchester United.

DM : Get me Juan Mata, Leighton Baines and Cesc Fabregas.

SAF : I'll have a word.

Six months later after radio silence.

DM : I'm getting slated for everything from injuries to red cards.

SAF : Sorry, it seems you were right all along.

posted on 27/1/14

Is the punchline coming soon?

posted on 27/1/14

Source?

posted on 27/1/14

DM: Why do you keep coming to games even when you know I'm under pressure.Its not helping

SAF: I couldnt give a $hit David. I'm an egomanicac and I love to be there when things are going t!ts up. The camera usually pans to me and everyone remebers how fantastic I am. Its great

DM: Fair enough. What really happend with the Rock of Gibraltar Alex?

SAF: Fµck off David

posted on 27/1/14

Time to get of Moyes' back.

The board got SAF Van Persie to save the day.
But they got Moyes nobody and he had to fall back on Fellaini who got injured.

posted on 27/1/14

I don't get it.

posted on 27/1/14

comment by TheFuhrer (U19135)
posted 28 minutes ago
I don't get it.
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posted on 27/1/14

I do not get it too. Is there a punchline somewhere?

posted on 27/1/14

comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 51 minutes ago
DM: Why do you keep coming to games even when you know I'm under pressure.Its not helping

SAF: I couldnt give a $hit David. I'm an egomanicac and I love to be there when things are going t!ts up. The camera usually pans to me and everyone remebers how fantastic I am. Its great

DM: Fair enough. What really happend with the Rock of Gibraltar Alex?

SAF: Fµck off David
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posted on 27/1/14

comment by !!! - Juan Mata, Uniteds no.7! (U6852)
posted 53 minutes ago
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