Welcome ladies and gentlemen
Tonight our new exciting gameshow where you play for prizes by guessing how many players you have and fit enough to play in your football team. Your players must be selected for their correct position no cheating trying to choose a right back as a forward you forfeit 11 points for that one.
Beware of the crock spot where you may reveal that unexpected withdrawal due to a bid, warm up injury, his mum calling him home for a bath. You lose your player and points.
Our winner goes forward for a chance to win this weeks star prize. Dinner with Pam aboard the luxury Isle of Man ferry as it remains moored in Liverpool for servicing.
Over to our contestants......
Phil please choose your team - "Left Back Ivan Campo" (Alarm bells ring)no sorry I am afraid I will have to disqualify you. You are supposed to say people that know football would choose xxxxx as my fit and available left back. Pam what is Phil's forfeit for that one.
Pam opens a forfeit envelope " Phil you get to give the half time team talk" Oh dear Phil that is a shame considering you already do the half time team talk. Let's hope you do better with this next team talk wearing your special luminous pink Threadbare souvenir shell suit
Threadbare
posted on 13/2/14
Please reserve my ticket for the I.O.M. Steamer!
Love it, Pasty! 5*
posted on 13/2/14
Oh my go.
People who know football would chose Douglas Bader as my fit and available left back.
Apparently he's ace in the air which is what we need.
Do I win?
posted on 13/2/14
I'm sorry Zat
You selected a player who is known to be a fighter a pilot one at that.
Fighting and Spitting Fire is also against the rules of football so I'm afraid the adjudication panel have shot you down you for that one.
Playing your hurricane card would be appropriate now to abandon your choice and have another go
posted on 13/2/14
Left Back - Paul Robinson? Does that win me a prize 'cos I know he SAID he was one. Or did he mean he was left back in the changing room? Can't remember
posted on 13/2/14
Can I suggest Arthur Scargill on the left wing,
Maggie Thatcher on the right.
Two up front -can't ignore Dolly Parton.
posted on 13/2/14
We never play 2 up front Durango, so you are disqualified!!!