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Table Manners.

Hi, Trotters and Rams!
Blimey, it's Thursday again.
Tonight you can invite three people round to yours for tea ( or dinner or evening meal, that's that one covered).
Any three people from past or present, you may be looking for entertainment, enlightenment, or just a debauchery fest.
Who are you inviting and how would you like the evening to pan out?
My guests are Mike Tyson, Piers Morgan and David Bailey.
Piers can wind up Tyson, David can take the photos, then Mike, David and I can eat and drink whilst Piers weeps in the corner.
Over to you!

comment by Scouse (U9675)

posted on 20/2/14

comment by Igor...since i was young...♡♥DCFC♥♡....the team for me.♧ (U1993)

posted 39 seconds ago

Well all the married ones then...same difference
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Too true Igor.

Sorry to hijack the thread RiD, but I saw a Valentine card the other day that made me laugh.................
It was a cartoon set in a middle-aged married couples bedroom..........

The old dear is in bed doing some knitting with her hair in curlers, the old boy is stood next to the bed in just his "Y" fronts, next to a "wheel of fortune". On the wheel every segment apart from one says "no 5ex" and the old dear is saying "oh go on then, being as it's Valentines day, you can have another spin"

posted on 20/2/14

And only the two choices " your on top"

posted on 20/2/14

Talking of valentines day I got pasta and sweetcorn after work. That's how much my mrs loves me

posted on 20/2/14

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posted on 21/2/14

comment by Larry the Ram (U15167)
posted 10 hours, 57 minutes ago
It's surpassed View's expectations by at least 2 comments.
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I win.

comment by Scouse (U9675)

posted on 21/2/14

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posted on 21/2/14

She was the first to get the perfect 10 if my failing memory serves me right.

I just got a couple of ribs removed

comment by Scouse (U9675)

posted on 21/2/14

Don't Google her Igor, as she's looking a bit rough these days!

posted on 21/2/14

So more Pommel horse than beamer

posted on 24/2/14

http://t.co/0fPhzcs7sn

Looks like that curse you put on him paid off Durango.

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