Premier League Dream Team

And you called your team Spuds?

I've alredy used the names 'Inter ye-nan', 'Aint got a Kalou' and 'Barc-a-loner', had no idea what to call the team this year, doh

You do know thats a term for Arsenal fans to use against us right?

I smell a rat

I know, I know, it's just to amuse my friends, most of whom are unfortunately Arsenal fans. Lord knows why I associate with such people, maybe it's because I feel sorry for them??

your y i d o license has been revoked

You can't do that,

Sorry Chet! the dogs have been called out.. We will give you a two day headstart

I've changed my team name now, plus I can outrun any dog in my wheelchair, if not I'll distract them with this

On another note premierleague is allowing unlimited transfers this week for messing up over the weekend

nice. in comes aguero and silva probably

Aguero yes, Silva no, no funds for him, a Mr Gareth Bale is in now that we'll have a game this weekend