My Auntie Betty works at the Old Trafford Cafe and she overheard Alex Ferguson talking to Wayne Rooney.
It turns out, Spurs are about to sign Rooney. It makes sense when you think about it.
Spurs need a good striker.
Manchester United at in debt and need money.
Spurs has lots of money to spend at the moment.
Spurs are now as big as ManUnited or bigger.
Manchester United need money to buy other players.
It has been reported that Ferguson and Rooney have been fighting.
It was clear they hate each other after they were seen arguing during the Champions League final during the 1st half.
When looking at these facts, it seems crazy how nobody saw this transfer coming.
Are you Manchester United fans pleased about this, and how do you Spurs fans feel?
(Auntie Betty said she thinks they said the transfer fee would be £60,000,000 a EPL record.
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SHOCKING TRANSFER NEWS!!
comment by Torres is comatose ^^artisticka (U3949)
posted on 6/6/11
Yeah, it could be true.
You see, my neighbour's dogs are usually very quiet. But yesterday she told me that 2 days ago, her dogs started barking for no apparent reason. She says that this would only mean one thing: Rooney is set for WHL switch.
comment by Our Bald Manager > Yours (U1641)
posted on 6/6/11
My Uncle Abdul is a taxi driver at Manchester and he was in McDonalds having a BIg Mac when he overheard Nani speaking to Mourinho over a move to Madrid. Abdul never lies
comment by Kuki (U6289)
posted on 6/6/11
Oh hail the great Abdul!!!
Abdul knows it all
comment by My Head ToMaToes (U6035)
posted on 8/6/11
Well my Aunt Hattie works at the canteen and she said betty is a hooker and had a fling with Ryan Giggs about 10 years ago!
That explains the OP then.
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