My Chinese house mate who knows nothing about football or sport is mocking me every time we lose. Obviously in a normal season this wouldn't be a problem but this season in particular where we are losing every game, things are getting unbearable in this fûcking house.
There is nothing worse than trying to argue with someone who is intent on taking the pïss at how shît we are with unlimited ammunition. This morning I was hung the fûck over from last night, couldn't move, and he forced me to watch the highlights of the city drubbing on some Japanese stream. Honestly I can't take much more of it and he now knows all of our fûcking fixtures so before each game he tells me 'haha manchester is going to lose haha manchester is shît'. If we lose today I may have to murder him.
MOYES IN!
Browse:
Things have got so bad that...
comment by Fergie's Barmy Army (U18222)
posted on 29/3/14
comment by baz83 (U9225)
posted on 29/3/14
That's just Razy Lacism
comment by Champers - Pow! Right in the kisser (U6859)
posted on 29/3/14
comment by Harrys accountant (U1141)
posted on 29/3/14
I'm please to say that I despise everyone in equal measure .....
apart from students who I reserve special venom for
comment by YouAreYourTeam (U19405)
posted on 29/3/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04DcbaCP7iU
comment by Rock Steady (U9953)
posted on 29/3/14
Just remind him what a shame it was that Mao Zedong missed him out.
N.B Moyes out!
comment by MBL. (U6305)
posted on 29/3/14
You are your team always funny that clip
comment by YouAreYourTeam (U19405)
posted on 29/3/14
always funny that clip
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There's a bit of Wenger/Mourinho about it..
Is Silva fit?
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted on 29/3/14
shocked your housemate isn't a United fan to be honest
comment by MBL. (U6305)
posted on 29/3/14
Not really my type to be honest.
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