Tonight's Takeaway Order

1 Mushroom Funghi for BMD (for managing in the dark & being fed loads of sh-1t)

1 Hot Shot Pepperoni to Ross McCormack, (for his great goals this season)

1 Chili con carne, extra hot Michael Brown ( for the way he
steams into tackles)

1 Margherita for Tom Lees (for being plain, dull & boring)

1 Pollo pizza for Luke Murphy (for running like a headless chicken every game)

And an unusual order, one Horses Head to be delivered to David Haighs address? ( this order will be personally delivered by a man wearing a suit carrying a violin)

Total bill - to be paid for in full by Cellino in the Peacock!

Godetevi il vostro cibo!