How about a cheeky call to Łukasz?

From BBC Radio 5 Live:
"Lukas Podolski apparently kicked the drinks bottles on his way off the pitch and down into the dressing room area."

Read:
"Lukas Podolski apparently kicked the drinks bottles on his way off the pitch and down into the dressing room area, straight away checking Ihres Handy hoping to find an invitingly great offer from an even greater club where his services would be appreciated a well-deserved tad more."


Time for a Stella now.