How full is your glass?

Sorry to say my glass has fallen over and smashed in to a million little pieces - it will have to be half empty I'm afraid.

This is going swimmingly I can see !!

I never sit on fences, you get splinters in yo' assss!!

I was coming down now i'm back up it's a 10 for me, i'm a F-15 screaming thru the air! <running with my arms out with my coat tied round my neck>

I'm a glass half full sort of guy but boy I am getting thirsty!!!

My glass is always half-full. As everyone knows, half-empty vessels make most noise. However, my cup runneth over - damn this cheap imported crockery.

I'm less concerned about the fullness of the glass, more so the contents of it.
No problem with the downbeats as long as there is a reasonable point to it. A deluded glass full is just as irritating.
I'm a couple of sups into a pint i recon. It was a frothy virgin blonde beauty a few weeks ago but i seem to be slurping it quicker than i'd like

My name is Johnny and i am an alcoholic -----------------------sorry wrong room

I dont know about the half full or empty part but here's my view....

I went to the bar and ordered a lovely pint of Carling Cold. Was just what i needed after a hard day at my desk with little happening on the Wednesday front to read about.
I sit down at the table and take a nice swig of my pint only to find they have poured me BLOODY CARLSBERG !!!

So what i was expcting was not what i got, pretty much like our start to the season !!

so what you're saying is that you got a better pint than you asked for?