A cursory glance at my Twitter timeline tells me that Bayern are going to sell half of their team this summer.
I'm not one to be a 'matter of fact' gobsh!te on here (am I?), but I'll stick my neck out and say that's obviously utter horse sh i t!
Bayern don't have to sell anyone and if anything, with Lewandowski on the way, I can only see them strengthening.
Anyway, just for the sake of it I want to ask IF Bayern did decide to move any of their alleged 'unhappy' players on over the summer, who would you want Gazidis & Wenger to bust a nut to bag for next season.
Here is a list of Bayern players supposedly in a state of depression looking to escape the clutches of their Bavarian overlord employers;
Javi Martínez
Toni Kroos
Thomas Müller
Mario Mandžukić
Mario Götze
Anyone there tickle your balls?
Moist
Who'd you want from Bayern?
posted on 8/5/14
Tam Muller is the anti-Ibra. He's highly rated on these shores, much moreso than he's rated in the country he plays in.
If only poor Ibrahimovic had receieved such love in years gone by.
Javi Martinez is a sensational footballer though, and should he be available then I'd be stunned if a host of clubs weren't offering tax avoidance nest eggs to the Bayern hierarchy in the weeks to come.
posted on 8/5/14
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posted on 8/5/14
Everyone on that list would improve our squad but if I got one pick it'd be muller. We're crying out for a forward who actually shows up in big games and Thomas seems to be the man. Still relatively young so will only improve.
posted on 8/5/14
Hippo, is he?
I'm going to have words with the person who told me otherwise.
posted on 8/5/14
Muller is so jammy.
posted on 8/5/14
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posted on 8/5/14
shaqiri
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Decent shout there mate.
posted on 8/5/14
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müller is highly rated and beloved in germany ivan
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eh? I missed something. His play is a bit unorthodox. That he is known for but he is beloved in Germany, Hippo
posted on 8/5/14
Out of those listed, Martinez and Muller would be the ones who'd most improve your team. Can't see Pep wanting to let go of Muller though, and despite the rumours of discontent, it seems to me that Martinez is ideal for his setup.
posted on 8/5/14
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