New shirt sponsor ...

Morning Rams!
I think this is the most honest of shirt sponsorship deals. It's hardly subliminal, is it? Straight to the point, cut the cràp, JUST EAT.
Don't waste time sleeping when there is food to consume.
Work? Fùck that, shovel a pie down your neck.
Exercise? Why? It's overrated compared to scoffing kebabs.
Watch telly if you must, but make sure you have a 14"
pizza on your lap.
I may even get a shirt for myself, for once advertising pulls no punches, no wool being pulled over naive eyes.
Anyway, I'm starving.
Finish the job tomorrow, Rams...Wem-ber-lee !!!!

comment by Romance in Durango. (U7344)
posted 5 minutes ago
Morning Rams!
I think this is the most honest of shirt sponsorship deals. It's hardly subliminal, is it? Straight to the point, cut the cràp, JUST EAT.
Don't waste time sleeping when there is food to consume.
Work? Fùck that, shovel a pie down your neck.
Exercise? Why? It's overrated compared to scoffing kebabs.
Watch telly if you must, but make sure you have a 14"
pizza on your lap.
I may even get a shirt for myself, for once advertising pulls no punches, no wool being pulled over naive eyes.
Anyway, I'm starving.
Finish the job tomorrow, Rams...Wem-ber-lee !!!!
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Steve Bloomer's Scoffin',
Helping them eat,
Guiding our heroes,
With their veg and meat.
We have pizzas and kebabs,
and everythings deep fried,
and just for healthy eaters,
There’s salad on the side.

I coincidently used 'just eat' as a service for the first time last week.
When the food didn't turn up an hour and a half later I called the local Chinese in Melton who said they couldn't deliver after all.
I was forced to raid the freezer!
Let's hope it's not an omen!

comment by I'm not Spartacus. Silva sunt stercore (U4603)
posted 26 minutes ago
Steve Bloomer's Scoffin',
Helping them eat,
Guiding our heroes,
With their veg and meat.
We have pizzas and kebabs,
and everythings deep fried,
and just for healthy eaters,
There’s salad on the side.

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Some foods we can have delivered

http://www.amplifyingglass.com/products/

Should change the name to..."Just Eat And Drink" then you could have this on the back..
http://neuheiten.koelnmesse.net/img/exhibition/250/prod_4115.jpg

Optimistically:

"Just eat......

.... our goals"

Cheating diver or a thug who assaults people in restaurants?

Moral dilemma.

Tell me it's a joke .................please