Friday jokes

And Andy, I didn't accuse anyone of committing a serious crime! You can be placed on the list for all sorts of things!!!!!!!

Jokes ok!

God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and 5ex if he wants to get in to heaven. The man says he'll try!

God visits the man a week later to see how he's getting on, "not to bad says the man" "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer, I had to take her from behind" god says " there not to keen on that sort of thing in heaven" the man says " they're not to happy about it in the Asda either"

Better Andy!!!!

yes better.

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Whilst we're getting along!

The wife phoned me before and said "you'd better get yourself up the hospital, my mothers dying" I said "but Liverpool are playing Arsenal in a bit!" she said "record it and watch it later" you should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital with the camera and tripod!

This is the 20700th thread on ja606

What's funny about that you gimp?

Arsene saw the foul that was comitted by one of his players.

Fill the following blank with either YES or NO only:

______ , I have no brain.

Elton John's released an Amy Winehouse tribute single.

It's called "Candle Under the Spoon"