Joke time

How do you put a cork back into a champagne bottle?

Ask Derby fans.

Premier league managers to protest over QPR win

There is unrest in the top tier of English football tonight

Premier League bosses said they were Guaranteed 6 points from derby next year, and felt it was unfair that QPR won

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Hey kami you ignorant tw t go away, borrow a brain, find some one to show you how to use it and don't come back until you can spell, at least simple words. Dimwit.

I can spell just making the words shorter, been a long day for us rans fans we went to wembley had a great day out, u remember when u got to the play offs this year also? Oh wait . . . Thanks in advance for the 6 easy points next year

Rams

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Kami seems a little upset. Why the hostility?

At least he went to Wembley though. Unlike housebound 666.

The poor lambs are confused! they're all so used to being here, they think it's their page!

!00 million Keogh.