Hi guys, hot off the presses, Van Gaal is reportedly not impressed by Shaw and has decided to go for Jordi Alba from Barcelona. The 25 year old is considered better value for money and talks are ongoing.
Link: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-luke-shaw-7235728
This is the standard of reporting in the media these days
My word
I am pretty sure we can be more creative with transfer speculation on this board. So guys, the challenge is this; think about a player, anyone (including Messi and Ronaldo) and come up with a plausible yet ridiculous transfer story linking him to Utd. Feel free to use 'sources', 'Carrington' and other make believe elements the media use to make your story work.
Do it, do it now
Just In: Utd bid for Jordi Alba
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I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest here
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Bet you didn't ANTicipate this did you?
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Sorry this one's bugging me, it's not bee/wasp related.
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Sorry, I spidern opportunity to continue the bug theme
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Dead oh dear
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Did you want me to tarantuslate for you Earl?
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No I was just carrying on BuzzbyBabes quotes
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You made a spelling error, don't try and worm out of it.
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Funnelwebilly enough, I wasn't trying to
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i got some new aftershave the other day but it stinks of píss.
i should of known because it was called Scenta-peed
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This article wasp gnat what it seemed to bee.
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comment by dunc - my gerbil is my best friend (U11713)
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i got some new aftershave the other day but it stinks of píss.
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Same one you've been using for years isn't it?
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This article wasp gnat what it seemed to bee.
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Wonder where Jay is, normally he never misses a chance to tell us how much he loves his ant.