LSTDs Season 6 Award Show

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Welcome to the Season 6 Award show. We have had an entertaining season this year which has seen Arsenal crowned champions for a fourth time. They did of course have to take it to an extra game vs Chelsea. Off the pitch we have had many managerial changes including the introduction of Mex and Rex. Enjoy the show guys

15:31: The first manager to arrive is the one and only Lubo. He comes dressed in a lion costume with his +1 Elton John. Here we have an interview with the lovely couple.

We now see Lubo and his West Brom team walk down the carpet to the circle of life. Loads of men dressed up as Lion King characters walk down the carpet. Its quite a show.


15:38: And its Renegade who arrives 2nd for a 2nd year running. He brings with him Harry Styles. Wait whats that happening as they walking out.

Everyone is laughing at the scot. What a *********

The united team and their manager ******* walk out to the story of my life.

15:41: LSTD and Wilshere turn up at the same time. But dont worry Wilsheres guest is Jaqueline Jossa. Lets have an interview with the beautiful girl.

The Birmingham team and Jaqueline walk out to the song Im a freak.

LSTD has been waiting patiently. Luckily his guest was a bit late so he had an excuse. Jennifer Lawrence arrives in a nice red dress http://tinyurl.com/lsf7qc5

The chelsea team walk out to the song Smooth Criminal

15:50: Ludy arrives with his guest LRF. LRF comes booted up in a red suit. A very weird choice. Ludy is complaining to the security that LRF isnt his guest, LRF has apparently tied up his real +1 but we dont care. LRF is the star of the show now. Ludy is still moaning but now his walk out song is playing so we dont have to him go "Stupid LRF, me weary dont want him here."

Live pictures of Ludy facing LRF

15:58: Rex has arrived with Phillip Schofield as his guest. He brings with him his lucky teddy bear. Ted

15:59: Fan arrives with Mr Bean

And all the other unimportant managers arrive.

It is now time for LSTDs annual opening speech

LSTD: Thank you guys for once again completing a successful season with the league. We are grateful for everyone being here including Rex and Wilshere. The league would be the same without them but lets pretend it wouldnt to make them happy. Thanks to Fan for doing the job this season although he does enjoy making his Chelsea team worse. I cant wait for the chits and giggles that are in store from his chit transfer dealings this year. Enjoy the show lads.

LSTD: Oh and one last thing, The upstairs to this place is forbidden. Im not made of money so could only afford for the show to be held in the cellar.

Presenter: Welcome to the sixth award show. Before we move onto the awards, we have a special performance from the one and only Journey South.

Presenter: Im sorry the performances arent done by bigger stars but LSTD is being a cheapskate this year. Our second performance is from Willow Smith.

Now guys its time for the award show. Lets get prepared as we start with the Wooden Spoon Award

The wooden spoon award is for someone who has been a bit of a t.it. So theres plenty of people who can win this. The person who has come in 3rd place is Lubo who is obviously a complete dipchit. He comes 3rd after making joke transfers for his West Brom team. In 2nd place we see a very non-surprising result. LRF comes 2nd in the Wooden Spoon Award. Despite making barely 2 comments in the league this season and not being apart of it, he has still shown he is a complete wally. And in 1st place there is only man who can win this, this year. The winner of the 2014 Wooden Spoon Award is the complete dumbass Rex. I suspect he didnt win this because of his name changes, or his poor transfers, or his arguments with everyone on this site or even his crappy music taste but mainly for his joke tactics. Well they could be serious but we just hope for Rex's sanity they are joke tactics.

1st: Rex
2nd: LRF
3rd: Lubo

We now move on to the Best Live Text of the Season Award. There haven't been many live texts but theres been enough for a serious voting on awards. The 3rd best live text this season was the Title Decider between Arsenal and Chelsea. This LT saw the game go all the way to penalties thus making it the most exciting end to the league ever. In 2nd place LT is the Season 5 Award Show. Last year we put on quite a show and obviously it left a mark. Lets hope we win next year with this one, hint hint. No really if LSTD continues to be a cheapskate we need all the money we can get. The best LT of the season however goes to the Final Day of the Season where we saw Sunderland equalise in the last minute vs Arsenal to make the title go to a play off and a Portsmouth side come back from 3-0 down. Truly exciting football. But was it the football that won it. I think its more to do with the reaction of the managers.

1st: Final Day of the Season
2nd: Season 5 Award Show
3rd: Title Decider

Our third award is the Best Argument Award. We've seen loads of arguments this season but which is the best. In 3rd place we have the argument between Rex and Lubo where there has been homophobic jokes, arguments about their teams and many more. This argument was fun at the start but has dragged on. In 2nd place the argument was the one between LSTD and Arsenal fans. This was truly a magical moment in LSTD League history where Arsenal fans claim Maureen is a bad manager and thinking LSTD said getting to a final is embarrassing. Basically change Arsenal fans to Willy. And the best argument of the season was The Dream League vs LSTDs League. This argument was sparked by Willy, Rex and Fan who claim the DL is full of bum boys. The other league found the comments and this created a tense relationship ever since.

1st: DL vs LSTDs League
2nd: LSTD vs Arsenal Fans
3rd: Rex vs Lubo

And now its time to decide which deal this season was the absolute worse deal you can think of. In 3rd place, the deal that is the 3rd worst is when Glen Johnson was bought for 15m. Whoever did this deal was a complete moron as Johnson is fecking awful. The 2nd worst deal of the season was when Fan sold Cuadrado to bring in Thorgan Hazard. This deal was made in order for Fan to rely on potential rather than current ability. When will these fools realise current ability is more important. Anyway losing Cuadrado for Hazard isnt particularly smart. The worst deal of the season therefore goes to Fan selling RVP for 50m.Fan wins this award for a second year running. Is he really that bad at transfer negotiation. He sold RVP for cash so he could fund Costa. However it wasnt worth it in the end when he just used the money on Benzema. Although Benzema is good he could have had both.

1st: Fan selling RVP for 50m
2nd: Fan losing Cuadrado for T.Hazard
3rd: Glen Johnson being bought for 15m

Its now time for the Biggest Flop of the Season. Many players have performed, but which has been utter chite. In 3rd place we see the surprise inclusion of Juan Mata. After an excellent 2012/13 season, we did not see the same Mata this year. Although not as good, it is surprising seeing him finish as the 3rd biggest flop. The 2nd biggest flop is Mario Gomez who this season has gone from Birminghams starting striker to back up choice at newly promoted Leicester City. Now that is a big drop. And the biggest flop of the 2013/14 season was Eden Hazard. Newcastle was expected to do many things this season but they failed. Perhaps most the blame lies at Kanga but Hazard was expected to perform much better than he did.

1st: Eden Hazard
2nd: Mario Gomez
3rd: Juan Mata

Now we will look at who is the most improved team this season. The 3rd most improved team this season is Manchester United who finished 8th in Season 5, and moved up to 5th this season. A big big improvement there. Congratulations to Renegade. The second most improved team is Wolves who were fighting relegation at the beginning of the season. Mex came in and completely changed their form and shot up the league. Lets hope Rex continues the development and they can finish further up the league become what they used to be. European contenders. The most improved team therefore goes to Portsmouth who finished in 9th place in season 5, however this season they got a champions league place and finished 3rd. 1 point behind the champions. That is a massive improvement.

1st: Portsmouth
2nd: Wolves
3rd: Man United

We now move onto the most improved player. The 3rd most improved player is Daniel Sturridge who struggled to gain starting 11 place at the teams he was at but at Aston Villa hes secured the striking position. Well done Daniel. The 2nd player who has shown the most improvement is Antoine Griezmann. I doubt many people knew of this player a year ago. However everyone knows him. Hes secured a starting place in LSTDs liverpool and their side wouldnt be as strong without him. And the most improved player this season is Aaron Ramsey. He was seen as average and the weak link of many sides last season. This year he was a vital member of Ludy's villa team scoring and assisting many goals. He was so good he secured a move to the champions.

1st: Aaron Ramsey
2nd: Antoine Griezmann
3rd: Daniel Sturridge

Now its time to see who is the most improved manager. In 3rd place we see 21 take the 3rd most improved manager position. He took a Portsmouth team from europa challengers to potential title winners. What a guy. The 2nd most improved manager is Ludy who took Villa to 2 major finals and the final of the U21 consolation cup. Despite Ludys protests, many have felt he has taken a strong Villa side and improved them. They should be fighting for the top 4 next season though so Ludy has his work cut out. And the most improved manager is Willy. Perhaps a surprising winner but you can't say he hasnt improved. He changed the Brum squad from a weakening team to a strong squad full of potential. Im still trying to see how hes improved though. Perhaps more suited to most improved team but still some achievement.

1st: Willy
2nd: Ludy
3rd: 21

It is now time for the Best Tactician of the Season Award. The 3rd best tactician is LSTD who has not had to rely on the strength of his squad but the tactics he puts out. He has made wise decisions that have seen him fair pretty well against the bigger sides. The 2nd best tactician goes to Renegade who has massively improved his tactics to push his side forward and closer to the champions league. If this continues we will see a new top 4 side this time next year. The best tactician this season goes to Fan who managed to take a side many had written off and got them to every final bar 2 that chelsea could get to. Chelsea were 5th and 6th and 7-8 points behind Arsenal for a lot of the season. The fact he took a written off side and finished level on points with the champions shows how his tactics won the day.

1st: Fan
2nd: Renegade
3rd: LSTD

The next award is the U21 Player of the Season. The 3rd best U21 this season was Youri Tielemans who has seen him become a bigger and more important figure at Liverpool. The 2nd best U21 this season was Ross Barkley who has improved so much that hes got a place in United first team more regularly. The U21 Player of the Season is therefore Koke who has seen him gain a starting spot in the main 11 of the current Villa side.

1st: Koke
2nd: Ross Barkley
3rd: Youri Tielemans

It is time to name the Signing of the Season. The 3rd best signing this season was when Everton signed Dejan Lovren who has become a key figure in their defence. The 2nd best signing this season was Aston Villa signing Toni Kroos who has assisted or scored a goal in nearly every game for Villa this season. The signing of the season this year goes to Angel Di Maria whom signed for Birmingham half way through the season. He changed and opened up the Birmingham team for the better and is arguably their most important player now.

1st: Angel Di Maria
2nd: Toni Kroos
3rd: Dejan Lovren

It is now time for the Surprise Player of the Season Award. The 3rd biggest surprise was Giuseppe Rossi who has performed well for a player coming back from injury. The 2nd biggest surprise was Daniel Sturridge who has secured a place in Villas side. People didnt believe he'd score as much as he did. The biggest surprise was therefore Ivan Rakitic who many had written off but has become an important player for United.

1st: Ivan Rakitic
2nd: Daniel Sturridge
3rd: Guiseppe Rossi

We now move onto the Young Player of the Year award. The 3rd best young player was Neymar who has scored and assisted a lot of games for Chelsea. The 2nd best young player this year was Mario Gotze who has assisted many goals for Portsmouth. The Young Player of the Season is therefore Aaron Ramsey who has scored and assisted goals a lot this season. What more can we say.

1st: Aaron Ramsey
2nd: Mario Gotze
3rd: Neymar

The Young Team of the Season now. The Goalkeeper is Courtois The defence of the team is Carvajal Varane Mangala Gibbs. The midfield is Tielemans Ramsey Hazard Gotze James. And the striker is Sturridge

Courtois
Carvajal Varane Mangala Gibbs
Tielemans Ramsey
Hazard Gotze James
Sturridge

Its now time to hand a player, the Player of the Season award. In 3rd place it is Toni Kroos who not only performed for Birmingham but performed magnificently for Aston Villa. The 2nd best player this season was Arturo Vidal. The Season 5 Player of the Season couldnt retain his crown but hes performed well enough to get 2nd. The Player of the Season this year is Cristiano Ronaldo who has failed to win it these last few years but has finally got his name about and won the award. Well done Cristiano.

1st: Cristiano Ronaldo
2nd: Arturo Vidal
3rd: Toni Kroos

We now move onto the Team of the Season. There are some draws in this though. We'll explain about prize money in a minute. The Goalkeeper is Cech. The defence is Lahm Benatia Subotic Azpil. The midfield is Yaya Vidal Ronaldo Kroos Reus. The striker is Suarez

Cech
Lahm Benatia Subotic Azpil
Yaya Vidal
Ronaldo Kroos Reus
Suarez

Cech and Courtois both got the same amount of votes so Birmingham and Liverpool share the prize money.

Subotic and Kompany got the same amount of votes so Birmingham and Arsenal share the prize money.

Azpil and Felipe got the same amount of votes so Liverpool and Man United share the prize money

Lewandowski, Cavani and Suarez got the same amount of votes so Portsmouth, Liverpool and Manchester City share the prize money.

We have reached the second to last award this evening. This is a special award that was not voted on. The lifetime achievement award goes to LSTD who is being given an award for creating the league and showing a lot of passion for the league. Thanks LSTD.

Its now time for the main award. The Manager of the Season. The 3rd best manager this season was Robin who has guided his Arsenal team to 1st place. The 2nd best manager this year was Fan who got his Chelsea team to 5 finals. The manager of the season this year goes to 21 who took his side from mid table to the champions league position.

1st: Number 21
2nd: Fan
3rd: Robin

Well done to all the people who have won awards this year and thanks for watching.