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Tottenham copying Liverpool's scouts?

Found this, written by a former Tottenham insider got an off the record interview with one of Tottenham's longest serving members of the scouting system.

Sheds some light on the whole issue:

“It started when we were at a Fulham match" our inside source told us. “I was sat next to a scout from Liverpool, one of their top boys. I asked who he was watching. He asked me who I was watching. I said ‘No, you first’, but he was having none of it and said ‘No, you first’. So I went back to him and said ‘No, you tell me first, I promise I will tell you after, please?’ This went on for most of the first half"

“At half time the Liverpool fella went to get a Bovril, but left his clipboard. I’m not proud of myself for what I did, but I had to look. On the sheet of A4 it just said ‘DEMPSEY’. It was even underlined. At this point I knew. I worked out why he was there"

“I’d never heard of Dempsey until that moment. Apparently he had been playing at Fulham for a while, but he’d slipped under our radar. I quickly got on the blower to Levy and told him about this Clint fella. We had to act quick, before the whole world heard about this Clint Dempsey"

But it wasn’t just a sneaky look at a clipboard. A young IT whizz was employed by Tottenham scouts to hack Liverpool computers and find out their targets.

“Liverpool had been buying unknown gems for years and we wanted part of it."

“I was round a mates house and I saw his son sat in front of a computer with lists of literally thousands and thousands of footballers – all right there in front of him! It had all of this information – how many goals they had scored, how injury prone and how loyal they were, even if any previous injuries were Red Inj or Orange Inj… everything we could ever wish to know! This database was like gold to us!"

“I asked him, quietly, if he could find out who Liverpool were scouting and he leant forward, rolled his eyes, took a deep breath, and muttered ‘yes’."

“Within minutes I had discovered that Liverpool were after somebody called David Villa. I’d never heard of him, but after a few clicks of a mouse the spotty 14 year old discovered that apparently this David bloke had won a World Cup!"



LEAVE THE MOUSER SCOUTS ALONE TOTTENHAM

posted on 11/8/14

half a star

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posted on 11/8/14

To continue on with the article (maybe a little more humour disguised as truth) :D

Levy, seeing his scouts had no idea what they were doing and were only poaching players other teams had scouted decided to do some scouting himself.

After a successful scouting session Levy calls AVB in and says, I'm sacking all the scouts, they're useless. Look at all these players I've managed to pick up for only £100m. Now you've got a big squad you should be able to qualify for CL next season as well as win at least one domestic cup or at the very least the Europa League.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

posted on 11/8/14

Spurs scouts didn't know who Dempsey was Must be idiots.

posted on 11/8/14

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posted on 11/8/14

RC: You missed the rest of the article from the OP.

“Within minutes I had discovered that Liverpool were after somebody called David Villa. I’d never heard of him, but after a few clicks of a mouse the spotty 14 year old discovered that apparently this David bloke had won a World Cup! Well, as you can imagine, I knew he was the one.”

“I quietly asked the lads to do some more research and we discovered he’d been playing for some village team in Spain, Barcelona or something”.

“We’ve sent out a few feelers and hope to get him before Liverpool do. Our scouting network is now like a team of highly trained ninjas. If a Liverpool scout even breathes, we know about it”.

Actually a fun read when it's complete.

posted on 11/8/14

Loco doesn't know what sarcasm is. Must be an idiot!

posted on 11/8/14

comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 37 minutes ago
Loco doesn't know what sarcasm is. Must be an idiot!
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posted on 11/8/14

comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
Loco doesn't know what sarcasm is. Must be an idiot!
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Read the article, it quite clearly states one of Spurs most experienced scouts wasn't aware of Dempsey, what an idiot

posted on 11/8/14

The irony is that Liverpool took our scout, Broomfield..and our player list with him.
Back with us now though

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