My Lunchtime Nemesis

Almost every day without fail when I'm using the ipad, my big fat fingers hit the Stenhousemuir page rather than the Rangers one. This then leads to me seeing the same feckin article every single day about James Leprosy. I don't know anything about this guy and I may just actually hate him. What makes it worse is it's usually lunchtime and instead if being able to enjoy it, I'm left thinking about leprosy and folk with bits falling off them...

As an aside, that is a seriously rubbish name to have!