Members of the jury, I ask you to make your verdict on the case of "Who changes their username, JSPC or MUDD?"
MUDD to change his username - 4 stars
JSPC to change his username - 3 stars
The court can decide the username of the losing party and also add further punishments, if deemed necessary.
THE CASE:
As most will know, MUDD made a public claim, in June, that we would sign a player from each of Real Madrid and Dortmund. Upon hearing this, JPSC challenged him to put his username on the line, for a full season, to back up the claim, and offered up his own username up, if Mudd were proved right.
As you will know, MUDD is now claiming the Di Maria signing as a victory, using the argument that Gundogan was the Dortmund player in question, but injury led to the "Pre-contract" being withdrawn.
JPSC's defence:
Exhibit A - Gundogan is definitely not signing
Exhibit B - Gundogan was already injured, so why start negotiations until he could at least pass a medical?
Exhibit C - Not a shred of evidence exists that Gundogan was ever contacted. Not even a single media rumour.
Exhibit D - Moyes has been flapping lips about Kroos, Fabregas, Bale, even Ronaldo... But no mention of the Gundog.
Exhibit E - MUDD's a lying knobber.
MUDD's defence:
Exhibit A - Stated clearly we were signing a wide man or midfielder from Madrid/Dortmund
Exhibit B - Stated said player was in the world cup
Exhibit C - Stated players team was in the world cup final
Exhibit D - On the devil's head pub thread I stated it was Di Maria and Gundogan
Exhibit E - Mexican Rave and Albert Morgan (a previous unbelieving heathen) and Earl Brutus can confirm this
Exhibit F - I did say player was world class
Exhibit G - Signing has now been made
Ja606 Court - JSPC v MUDD
posted on 26/8/14
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posted on 26/8/14
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/384482/TRANSFER-ZONE-Gundogan-boost-for-Man-Utd-Chelsea-in-for-Khedira-Kroos-Lavezzi-future
http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/18/is-missing-out-on-ilkay-gundogan-really-a-blow-for-manchester-united-4702558/
http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2014/04/07/manchester-united-get-gundogan-all-clear-but-kroos/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-ilkay-gundogan-3417501
posted on 26/8/14
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - hustla service (U2958)
posted 2 minutes ago
You probably even lie about being part Italian to try and sound cool to Macca and VC, who idolised the Fonz
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Now you go too far, En Guarde
posted on 26/8/14
I have a few graduates that work for me, one has a lovely bottom?
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I'm interested in principle but how can I trust you to deliver the favours of your employee when you can't even deliver us Gundogan?
posted on 26/8/14
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - hustla service (U2958)
posted 4 minutes ago
You probably even lie about being part Italian to try and sound cool to Macca and VC, who idolised the Fonz
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Joanie actually
posted on 26/8/14
comment by M.U.D.D (U9612)
posted 6 minutes ago
This vote is rigged, there is no independent adjudicator. I had a lot more votes and now they have disappeared.
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The jury is free to change their mind until 7pm, when votes are counted.
posted on 26/8/14
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posted on 26/8/14
comment by UnitedRedMacca - First with the news!! (U2024)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - hustla service (U2958)
posted 4 minutes ago
You probably even lie about being part Italian to try and sound cool to Macca and VC, who idolised the Fonz
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Joanie actually
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haha, she did blossom nicely, didn't she
posted on 26/8/14
haha yeah she did
posted on 26/8/14
The court has made it's decision.
MUDD is found guilty of grand bullshít and fraudulent claims of being ITK.
Sentencing will follow on Sept 2nd.
A right to appeal will be allowed, if Gundogan signs