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Mountains and Mole Hills

Following the media reports of Jay Spearing's escapades in Ibiza. Phil Gartside has accused the press of making a mountain out of a Mole Hill.
To reassure fans he has called in an expert on Mole Hills from Yorkshire who is familiar with outraged fans. Gary Megson will arrive as soon as possible supported by old Arkwright the allotment secretary chairman.

posted on 4/9/14

Even a captain of a poor football team is entitled to some relax time although I don't understand why he had to jet off to Ibiza...what's wrong with a few beers in the the Flag?
I am more concerned about Doug's trip to assist the Scottish under 19s...he should be concentrating on sorting our mess out before contributing to others..

posted on 4/9/14

Hang on until you watch the News at Ten. DF is on the sports bit announcing that his mission to aid the Scottish U19's was just a cover story to hide the deal he will unveil in bringing Wee Jimmy Crankie to the Macron as a target man.

posted on 4/9/14

comment by Ye Olde Pasty (U2191)
posted 1 hour, 33 minutes ago
Hang on until you watch the News at Ten. DF is on the sports bit announcing that his mission to aid the Scottish U19's was just a cover story to hide the deal he will unveil in bringing Wee Jimmy Crankie to the Macron as a target man.
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About bloomin time!!

posted on 7/9/14

Ye old Pasty, don't you know Wee Jimmy Crankie is actually a woman in Schoolboy clothing. Unless Darkside can sort it with FA, we won't be able to play that much celebrated target man.

That would be a pity because once she has the ball, she would be in between the defenders legs and straight in on goal. That is of course if she doesn't get distracted on her way through their legs.

posted on 7/9/14

SWIE
Yeh right you believe what you think. Next you will try telling me there is no Father Christmas and no Tooth Fairy or Dave Whelan once had a broken leg.
Whatever next Dougie Freedman is a football Manager and BWFC have no debt and actually breaks even financially on a daily basis.

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