So Rooney asked for a transfer...twice

Apparently.

He's my favourite player. Ever.

Except Cantona.

I loved Cantona. I love Cantona. Dan Bilzerien based his image on the man ffs (sic) how can you not love the trawlerman; seagulls anyone?


Lionel anyone?

"Lionel who, Richie? "

No we're on a football forum idiot.

"Oh you mean the Liverpool legend: Richie Partridge?"

Can you see a fricking pear tree?

"Yes -

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Richie%20Partridge%20in%20a%20pear%20tree.jpg"


"Ok but if we're talking Liverpool legends, I'm obviously talking Jovanovic. He's one of the greatest players in the world -

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDE2f_PrC0"

Ok but we're not! We're talking Lionel

"Oh you must mean the best ever; the GOAT, you must mean Lionel "I've never done it on a cold, wet and windy night in Stoke" Messi? "


NoPE! REZonate with me when I sing: Ooh ahh, Oooooooh ahh Caaantonaaaa!! Ooh aah ooh ahhh


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxinAWaiiI


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So back to the original post, Rooney asked for a transfer twice, citing a lack of transfer ambition as his main objective, years later we sign Falcao.

Let's not beat the bush here. Falcao is top 3 in the world. So is Suarez. You win some, you lose some. Liverpool lost one, we won one.

Can Rooney get back to his devastating best:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pcXpKNM3xFc

now Falcao is here to devastate the Premiership with his best:

http://talksport.com/football/video-falcaos-top-20-goals-ever-140901111271

Devastator:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9uyk_jJ6Ns

What I meant to write -

Now we've finally quenched Wayne's thirst for transfers, £150 million beans is a lot whether they're Mexican beans, Columbian whatever, he must get back the fearless killer instinct he used to have, and that Falcao possesses. Or is he past his peak, like Scholes suggested?