1. “I’m just wondering there, Clive: could he have hit that first time?"
2. “I’m just thinking…maybe he could’ve taken a touch there, Clive."
3. “Did he need to let that bounce? I’m thinking: Hit it!"
4. “Listen. I’m just thinking there, Clive, that he should really be looking to hit that one first time."
5. “I think he had more time than he realised there, Clive. Maybe he should be looking to have a touch first."
6. “Listen. I just think he should be doing better with that, Clive."
7. “I think it’s just a bit big for him, Clive. Maybe he should’ve taken a touch?"
8. “Now, he’s let it bounce there…I’m thinking maybe he could’ve taken it first time?"
9. “I’m just wondering there, Clive: could he have taken a touch, possibly?"
10. “Should be scoring from there for me, Clive."
TEN WARNINGS ABOUT TONIGHT
posted on 16/9/14
I fecking hate Clive Tyldesley. Checkmate
posted on 16/9/14
You mean Clive "those magical minutes in the nou camp" Tyldesley
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So this is Townsend Bingo!
posted on 16/9/14
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^ ^
Who?
posted on 16/9/14
comment by Transalpinotrails (U7475)
posted 1 hour, 31 minutes ago
It's like having to listen to generic fifa or pro evo commentary putting up with tyldesley & townsend.
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It really is!
posted on 16/9/14
Tommy
posted on 16/9/14
On the other hand Hendo passes to Sterling, Gerrard passes to Coutinho, etc for the umpteenth time in games. How many ways can you describe a game of football?
Should Townsend commentate in allegories?
"Henderson rose swanlike and gracefully pirhouetted into centre stage."
"Gerrard set out his stall and managed to sell all of his produce to the Bulgarian defence"
"Coutinho schooled Ludgorets in basic mechanics and then peed his pants in front Mr. Rodgers (Year 5)"