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If Scotland get independence...

Would now be the perfect time to steal Bale and Ramsey from the Welsh by forcing them to unite for a Britain team?
Let's be honest, the only reason we don't want a Great Britain team now is the sweaties. Not only do they have absolutely no players of any note, but also their fans are a bunch of caaaaaants. Not something we want to invite to be part of out great national side.

Wales, on the other hand, have a couple of top class players and fans who couldn't give two craps about football. They all prefer rugby, so we would have little resistance to stealing their two best players under the guise of a United Britain team.

We would, of course, also have the Welsh Xavi available in Joe Allen.


Make it happen Scotland, vote YES! and then enjoy watching the mighty Britain get out of the group stages of the next World Cup


(Ps, Northern Ireland can do the right thing and join the rest of Ireland.)

posted on 18/9/14

They have Kyle Lafferty, Worldie

posted on 18/9/14

Jeremy Kyle > Kyle Laughatme

posted on 18/9/14

Sure we take any decent Scottish or northern Irish players anyway cause everyone has an Irish granny.

But even if England managed to get a united Europe team they'd still have Roy as manager, a bunch of caaaaant deluded fans and ridiculous pressure from the media and fold on tournements as always.

#yes

posted on 18/9/14

comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 17 seconds ago
Sure we take any decent Scottish or northern Irish players anyway cause everyone has an Irish granny.

But even if England managed to get a united Europe team they'd still have Roy as manager, a bunch of caaaaant deluded fans and ridiculous pressure from the media and fold on tournements as always.

#yes
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We could get Chris Coleman...

No?

posted on 18/9/14

Sounds like a plan, none of the scottish players can manage to play in summer temperatures - this is why they have decided not to qualify after the France 1998 heatwave comp!

posted on 18/9/14

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 17 seconds ago
Sure we take any decent Scottish or northern Irish players anyway cause everyone has an Irish granny.

But even if England managed to get a united Europe team they'd still have Roy as manager, a bunch of caaaaant deluded fans and ridiculous pressure from the media and fold on tournements as always.

#yes
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We could get Chris Coleman...

No?
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If we integrate the Welsh we could have Pulis as manager

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