Out of order but so funny.

The press can be a right shower of bar stewards the way they twist words but I have to admit laughing out loud when I read this one.

Bale ruled out with a bum injury

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2014/10/20/misery-for-real-madrid-fans-as-gareth-bale-is-ruled-out-of-liverpool-and-el-clasico-matches/