Mertesacker!

It was the other way around.

Thank God for that. The last thing we need is that lumbering oaf with the turning circle of a planet.

Arsenal have no interest in him anyway

Like mata aye?

"yer, didn't want him anyway"

Mata is one that would have been nice. Hell, we MAY still even get Hazard, who is also very good.

Mertesacker would be **** in our team.

Thank God for that. The last thing we need is that lumbering oaf with the turning circle of a planet.
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That's a little unfair
He turns more like an oil tanker

He turns more like an oil tanker
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With a full load.

He turns more like an oil tanker
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With a full load.
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And knackered steering.

Where in the article does Mertesacker say he doesn't want to join Arsenal. Where in the article does it say Arsenal want to sign Mertesacker?

Where in this article does it say King Luis Suarez is a braindead Arsenal obsessed deluded Scouser? Right here. King Luis Suarez is a braindead Arsenal obsessed deluded Scouser.