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comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted on 26/10/14
spurs are a charity
if you are down the bottom and in need of some points, then play us.
has been that way since i can remember, even when we were quite good.
(e.g. wigan, hull, stoke games)
posted on 26/10/14
Agreed. Spurs gave us 3 points and 3 goals when everyone else is just being mean to us.
comment by ●Billy The Spur● LEVY OUT- ENIC OUT! (U3924)
posted on 26/10/14
Standard Spurs, no bottle, no backbone and a charity organisation to all struggling clubs for as long as I can remember.
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