Lunch

It's deed on here today, had everyone been mugged by big Steven seagull?

Happened to me one morning with my bacon roll.. Flew into my head and pinched my roll.

I tried booting it when it landed infront of me but missed it by miles, and was laughed at by some stranger just to rub it in.

And then they sit on my roof, right above my bedroom and squawk like fück about 5 in the morning.. Every fücking morning

And there's a big field/play park out the back of my house where dozens of them land every morning tapping the ground for worms, squawking and squawking.

I fücking HATE them!

Although I am responsible for the death of one

Years ago in Inverness I was chucking chips down from Stevens Brae onto the street below hoping they'd get hit by cars while trying to pinch the chips.

Got one with a bus. Watched it explode as it was dragged under the front wheel. Grim, but they're evil so I've made the world a better place.

Seagull = rat with wings

Living a couple miles from the beach, they're all over the place.
The high school I went to was only 4 blocks away from it. See during lunch time
You'd end up running for your life half the time when they would fly over with about 40-50 in a group at once
Seagulls are prikcs

Try living a couple hundred yards from the beach.. They're a feckin nightmare mun.

I live a couple of hundred miles from the beach and I hate the shìtehawk bastirts

Aye there's a big online petition to start culling them in inverness town centre as they're everywhere now, and no shy about stealing shít off you.

Potentially dangerous when you see the size if them compared to wee kids

They nest on the buildings surroundin ma work and they're a pain in the árse when the chicks are hatched...they get fackin homicidal

A couple of years ago there was an injured chick in my next door neighbours garden.

I couldn't get from my gate to my back door as the bigger ones were dive bombing me.

So I went to the pub, naturally