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How to Fix Arsenal

Step 1) Fire Wenger and hire Sol Campbell as manager. We need a good British manager with progressive coaching ideas and I think Sol is perfect. Him and Bould would ensure that our defence never leaks another goal. Campbell is also a big part of the club and the fans would get behind him easily and give him ample time to enfore his footballing philosophy on the club.

Step 2) Cancel Arteta's contract and make Mertesecker captain. Arteta has been a good servant but he's past it and a bit of a poof. We need some steel in central midfield so not only should we promote Per to captain, but we should make him into a holding midfielder. He rarely mistimes challenges and is tall and intimidating. Very few other players would want to go up against him in a midfield battle.

Step 3) Sell all the crocks. By 'crocks' I refer to brittle players like Walcott, Gibbs, Ramsey, Wilshere, Ox, Welbeck etc. who never play anyway because of constant injury. While some of them are talented, there's no point paying players a salary to get free 24/7 medical attention.

Step 4) Buy Felipe Melo and Christopher Samba. These names were often linked to us in the past and surprise, surprise they are two players who would massively improve the team, possibly even elevating them to the next level.

I think Arsenal would do pretty well with a team of the following and with Sol as coach:

----------------------------Sczezcny----------------------------
Debuchy-----Samba--------Koscienly--------Monreal
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---------------------Mertesecker-----Melo------------------------
Sanchez--------------------Ozil-----------------Gibbs
-----------------------Higuain------------------------------------

posted on 29/10/14

Tactical Genius, log off and never come back to this site again. Fire the greatest manager in Arsenal's history and one of the best of all time? Please go lay on a train track you mug.

posted on 29/10/14

Melo and Samba might have been the answer 4 years ago. Time has shown us that those were two very big bullets dodged. Both haven't amounted to anything over the years.

posted on 29/10/14

comment by TikiTakaFootball49 (U17636)
posted 55 minutes ago
Tactical Genius, log off and never come back to this site again. Fire the greatest manager in Arsenal's history and one of the best of all time? Please go lay on a train track you mug.
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It is really truly pathetic that you've built an online persona (pathetic in itself) off of imitation of RGK, and even more so when considering that RGK imitated and copied Kamran, and is made ultimately and sorrowfully pitiable when you realise that Kamran was nothingness than a copier and imitator himself of Shameless Smith. You must be the absolute softest, most insecure and pitiable young man on the web. I really wish you all the luck in the world in finding things in your life that help you grow in self-esteem and worth. All the best to you, truly.

posted on 29/10/14

To the OP.

A devastating left winger. 2 Roy Keane style central midfielders and a centre half in the Vidic mould and Arsenal would have everything they need to win any competition

posted on 29/10/14

Sol?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA

posted on 29/10/14

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posted on 29/10/14

The Number 4 Shirt
Tiki is onto u

posted on 29/10/14

as soon as a player Joins Arsenal he becomes a crock

posted on 29/10/14

This actually made me laugh out loud, i dont know why its not even that funny

posted on 29/10/14

Is it just me or has everyone missed the obvious sarcasm and hyperbole in the entire article?

I would expect it from thick caants like TikiTaka but the others should know better

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