Titanic live thread

A lot of innocent people died on that ship that day, so sorry for not finding mocking the dead funny.
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Actually, I always find a Titanic joke to be a great ice-breaker.

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Ace

Captain Smith was from Stoke, no wonder he aimed for that iceberg.

comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 29 minutes ago
If Titanic is a true story, how come the camera men didn't die?

Check and mate.
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The overhead shot at the end was achieved by strapping cameras to albatrosses. Queen to F3.

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I'm watching some documentary on Sky about when Monkeys got out of some lab and took over the world.
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Son Of,
Not quite true. They didn't take over the world, they all became Chelsea supporters.

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I would have deleted that as well. People would have come from miles around to read that, my mighty shadow would have cast a darkness over your very soul.
Or summat. Anyway, russel brand, he would have sunk the Titanic on purpose. I have another point, but I may make an article about it.. I need a pie first though.

and I know that this thread will go on.............