Dundee United - Come dine with me...

Ivan brags about the "conveyor belt of talent" at Dundee united, before looking at his guests and finally joining the real world...

David Goodwillie advises he said he wanted a beer

The guests stand up and chant

"We know you said no, we know you said no, David Goodwillie, we know you said no"

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Ivans mrs arrives home furious at the un planned dinner party

david goodwillie puts his arm round ivan "don't worry mate, i'll speak to her..."

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Ivan comes out the toilet with Goodwillie. He suggests to Gary that perhaps David should change his surname to Belowaveragewillie

The best i could find on here was for a Dundee Fan

https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Dundee_F_C/lifestyle

Most likely pet