One of the worst things ......

As long as you don't start picking up groceries immediately after, or shaking hands, then no one should mind.

This sort of thing worries you?

If I have an itchy erse, it's getting scratched regardless of where I am

comment by JukeboxJunkie - A wrong decision is better than indecision. (U10162)
posted 1 minute ago
This sort of thing worries you?

If I have an itchy erse, it's getting scratched regardless of where I am
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You cant really scratch it through jeans so ...


Do you use the protection of your pants on your finger ?? or do you go bareback ??

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 51 minutes ago
comment by Zico© (U17269)
posted 22 minutes ago
You ever noticed how fkin mental people are when they're driving in supermarket car parks?

I'd shoot the lotta them.
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I want to shoot all the people that walk in supermarket car parks like its not a fcking road they are on !!!

We could team up ?

Leave the dead bodies to me
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I've only been driving a week bit I already rev the engine at any dawdlers in my way. Get dirty looks and been mouthed of at but its worked everytime so far

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie - A wrong decision is better than indecision. (U10162)
posted 1 minute ago
This sort of thing worries you?

If I have an itchy erse, it's getting scratched regardless of where I am
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You cant really scratch it through jeans so ...


Do you use the protection of your pants on your finger ?? or do you go bareback ??


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It depends which servant is on shift

I just get my hand down there and scratch away. Then I poo-tache the petson nearest to me

comment by Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 minute ago
I just get my hand down there and scratch away. Then I poo-tache the petson nearest to me
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Ideal timing for a yawn ràpe

Then I poo-tache the pets on nearest to me



youre one sick puppy

Should just do as Billy Connolly says

Just proclaim at the top of your voice "I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY ITCHY AR$E, I THINK I WILL SCRATCH IT"

Folk will not think worse of you if you tell them what you are doing, everyone gets an itchy ar$e at times, they will sympathise.

However, if people see you sticking yer hand down yer jacxi in the middle of Tesco's for no reason, you can end up on the register

IS it just me, or is anyone else feeling they've got an itchy ar$e after reading this??