New team at Ibrox

I have heard from a M8 of mine who does the electrics at Murray Park that Pete Ashley this time intends to bring in a new management team as condition for bankrolling December's wage bill and a Christmas Party. Could be as early as this week. Irony is, after yesterday's result, it's to be Graeme Rix as Head Coach, with Big Jim 'Mustapha' Moffat as his assistant. The Big Forfar Bridie (wore a Gers top under his training kit at Raith Rovers, remember?). It's all hush-hush, but it's already being called the dream ticket by some of the lads in the know over at the Sons of Ruth.

BTW. Any truth in the story that Graeme Rix is the cousin of the veteran Lord Brian Rix, renowned patron of Mencap and one-time King of British farce?

Thanks