The Dark Ages

I'll sing if you want

But this makes everyone laugh:

A joke..

There was a man with three daughters.

One day, his eldest daughter asks him:

'Dad why was I called Rose'

Well, said Dad: 'After you were born, a rose petal fell on your head'

The next day his next oldest daughter asks him:

'Dad why was I called Lily

Well, said Dad: 'After you were born, a lily petal fell on your head'

The next day the youngest daughter aks:

'VGHGB IP GBNJ[VJKB FPDGIUF ADFWAD'

And the Dad says..

Shut up Fridge!

Irrespective of what happens tonight or this season, we have the nucleus of a great young team. There is serious funds available for either Wenger or a new manager to use when required. We have almost finished paying off for our stadium which we had the balls to build ourselves whilst sustaining ourselves in a decent position overall. Look at both Liverpool and Spurs who are anxious to upgrade their stadii, but are afraid of the fees involved and the potential consequences on their current plight.

We have established ourselves as a big club with the ability to regroup even if things turn for the worse in the short-term.

Tonight for an Arsenal fan, must almost feel like a Europa League night, obviously it's not, but watching Arsenal have to actually qualify for the first time in years must resemble it! Sad times for the Gooners

A similar one to the joke above.

One day this little girl was walking through the park with her little dog. The local vicar stopped her and said “hello young girl, what is your name?”



The young girl said “Rosemary, vicar”



The vicar said “that is a lovely name, how did you get called that?”



The girl replied “One day when my mummy was pregnant, a rose petal fell on her tummy so she decided to call me Rosemary after the rose petal and the virgin Mary.



“That is a lovely story” said the vicar, “what is your little dog’s name?”



“Piggy” said the little girl.



“How is that?” said the Vicar



“Oh, he f@@@s pigs” said the little girl.

Thats a bit like one I know.

3 girls are walking down the street withntheir mmum when they meet one of their mums old friends.

The friend says to the first girl "Whats your name"
The girl says petal, so the friend says thats beautiful, how did you get that name?
The girl says when I was a baby a petal fell on my head.
The friend says to the second girl whats your name.
The girl replies blossom, so the friend says thats beautiful, how did you get that name?
The girl says when I was a baby a blossom fell on my head.
The friend says to the third girl whats your name.
The girl say..........





























BReeezze Blok (you get the accent part I hope)